offendpoppunk:

iventuredfromminecraftia:

offendpoppunk:

im gettin real tired of every bitch with red hair thinkin that shes the little mermaid or ariana grande

the fuck u trynna say punk

that im gettin real tired of every bitch with red hair thinkin that shes the little mermaid or ariana grande

(Source: devotionii, via edating)

imsexy-and-ishowit:

jenohh:

paaabu:

nutella-boy:

kingcheddarxvii:

Wow “kissing” is such a dumb word

“Face battle” sounds way cooler

“may i challenge you to a face battle my good lady”

you may face battle the bride

face battle me in the rain

I wanna face battle you all over. 

(I approve of this. With anyone I date now, we will not kiss, we will face battle.)

(via mychemicalmonbon)

what if
one day,
you’re home alone and sneeze
the phone rings
someone whispers bless you
then hangs up

(Source: connersbaileysarchive, via mychemicalmonbon)